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Gempar! Googlism, Ajaran Sesat Terbaru Penyembah Google

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Ketika ini muncul satu aliran ajaran terbaru bernama Googlism. Ajaran ini cuba membuktikan bahawa Google adalah Tuhan, sebagaimana kenyataan-kenyataan berikut ini:
1. Google adalah sesuatu yang paling mendekati pada Maha Tahu.
2. Google ada dimana-mana dalam satu waktu.
3. Google menjawab penyembahnya (yang melakukan googling).
4. Google tidak akan pernah mati.
5. Google tidak terbatas dan terus tumbuh selamanya.
6. Google mengingat segalanya.
7. Google tidak melakukan kejahatan.
8. Google dicari lebih banyak daripada seluruh nama-nama Tuhan digabungkan.
9. Bukti kewujudan Google sangat banyak.
"Tuhan Google" ditentukan berjantina perempuan (Her). Mereka juga melakukan doa dengan cara menyanyikan lagu. Ini contohnya:(Sila Istighfar dan mengucap Syahadah lepas baca!)
 
 
Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Selain itu, pengikut ajaran ini juga mempunyai 'Rukun' tersendiri. Berikut 10 Commandments of Googlism:
  1. Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor
    Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to
    Google only for answers.
  2. Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a
    jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the
    children unto the third and fourth generations.
  3. Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
  4. Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an
    opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
  5. Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual
    orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to
    contribute toward humankind.
  6. Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
  7. Thou shalt not hotlink.
  8. Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
  9. Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor
    link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy
    PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
  10. Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine
    Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.
Admin: Entah ini betul-betul atau cuma main-main, tidak dapat dipastikan. Cuma sebagai umat Islam, walaupun jika benar ia direka oleh pihak-pihak tertentu sekadar gurauan, ia bukanlah sesuatu yang jenaka/lawak kerana ia melibatkan soal akidah. Jadi berwaspadalah, jangan terpengaruh.
Untuk maklumat lanjut, boleh baca disini: thechurchofgoogle.org

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